A string of murders on the University of Kansas campus have baffled police.
Quiet, unassuming, and kind-hearted, no one ever expected that Jason Allen Lee wouldn't arrive back at his dorm in January. Some on his hall dismissed it as a case of the sophomore simply out drinking, but his roommate, Jared South, was worried.
“It wasn't at all like him. He was a very sober person, I mean, he drank every now and then, but I wouldn't call him the kind of person who would party,” said South.
Lee's body was discovered dead the next morning with a large slash beginning up his chest and continuing down to his abdomen, and the enigmatic message, “THEY'RE NOT THEIR” painstakingly written in Lee's blood five feet away. Initial ideas for the possible culprit were passed on to campus security, but they turned up nothing.
Three days later, Dr. Daniel Warner didn't show up for his Advanced Grammar class. His partner hadn't seen him since the previous morning. A search was mounted and Warner's body was found behind Wescoe Hall. His body had been disemboweled with a curved slash in his lower abdomen. Another strange message was found nearby: “COMMA SPLICE THIS, ASSHOLE.” Campus security has done what it can to help increase the safety of students.
“With two murders in four days, all the students are running a bit scared. We've got them operating on a buddy system for now, and have asked them not to go anywhere they don't absolutely have to go,” said Laura Tyler, head of campus security.
The second message from the killer has proven to be the break that the police need.
“The current idea of the killer is that he or she is an obsessive grammarian. Probably in their early-to-mid twenties. Possibly chronically stressed. Lately they will have seemed a little bit more at ease. Probably fond of expressively using red ink pens,” said Police Chief Derek Baker.
Unfortunately, the tentative profile could apply to any one of the myriad of students working on degrees in English. The current focus is on those English majors that work or have worked in the campus writing center in the past year. Police have named one tentative suspect that they are looking to question as soon as possible: Greg Firth.
Firth is a junior in the English program, and suffered from a psychotic break late last semester from the stress of his workload. Of particular interest to police is the fact that Firth was in Warner's advanced grammar class at the time, and reportedly got into several arguments with the professor. A student, who wished to remain unnamed, said that Firth and Warner had an argument over reference errors the day before Firth's psychotic break and had a long standing argument over the “Oxford comma.” Firth's former roommate, Richard Veitch, also had a disturbing incident to tell us about.
“I came back to the dorm one day, and he was just writing away. But wasn't writing. I tried to get him to tell me what was bothering him, he was usually in the writing center then. He just sort of starts whispering and it builds up into a shout. Before I know it, he's yelling in my face about how Doc Warner said to fix a something that “no one without their head up their ass could make a mistake about the meaning.” He kept at it for like ten minutes. I left after that with some of the other guys. When I came back, they said campus security had taken him away. Learned later he was in a psych ward,” said Veitch.
Firth is described as 6' 3” with a coarse blond hair fauxhawk and weighing around 174 lbs. He was last seen wearing a shirt with a list of Shakespearean plays on it and “Will Power” prominently displayed.
The chancellor of the university, Sarah Williams, also expressed her condolences.
"We are all deeply saddened and troubled by the events of the past week. We've lost both a fine young man, and a wonderful professor. Both will be missed," said Williams.
Update:
Another three bodies were found, but it is not known if they are related. Unlike the previous victims, the message is actually inscribed into their flesh. The message is being poured over by experts who have yet to make any headway. The message is as follows: “ababcdcdefefgg =/= abbaabba”
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Buffalo chicken tenderizes flu
With the threat of the swine flu hanging over the world's head, the city council of Buffalo, New York has decided to launch a preemptive campaign for flu shots this fall.
Drawing on 40s superhero nostalgia, designers have come up with a new campaign to help motivate the elderly into getting a seasonal flu shot. The new campaign will feature two characters specially designed for it: Commander Chicken and Comrade Influenza.
“The idea is to go for that notion of the good old days before hippies and post-modernism forever robbed America of its true vision of good and evil. You can tell by the cut of Commander's cape and the patriotic flag emblazoned on his chest that he is the good guy and, most importantly, American,” said Mark Goldberg, one of the designers.
The gaudily dressed poultry does battle against the amoeba-esqe looking Comrade Influenza. Comrade's distinctive look borrows from the portrayal of Russians during the McCarthy era. In one of the posters set to go on display Wednesday, Comrade menaces Commander from behind a wall. Comrade's heavy beard and fur cap are all that can be seen, and yet still manage to convey a subtle aura of menace to the viewers as a towering “Winter 2009” prepares to drop on Commander Chicken.
“What I set out to do in helping design Commander Chicken was actually to help remind people of the decision to make women's suffrage a universal human right, and to subvert the seeming masculine authority of the title of 'Commander' by putting an empowered woman behind it and thereby toppling the regime. Because, you see, boy chickens don't lay eggs, but you need eggs to make vaccines,” said Cynthia Porter, another contributing designer.
Vaccines are grown in fertilized chicken eggs, and then removed to be used by humans. This method of production is slow and has fallen under critique for years. Scientists have been working to come up with new methods of vaccine creation, but it still takes many months to become fully prepared for a given flu season even after the decision has been made about which of the previous season's primary strains will resurface. The city council states this as one of the other motivating reasons for the early launch of their campaign.
“If it's going to take months to get enough, we should be reminding people during those months that they'll need to get the vaccine come winter. We hope it will help cut down on hospitalizations. Though, we are partly worried by one thing a designer told us, it could cause our plan to encourage the elderly to backfire almost entirely,” said Sherry Baker, a city council member.
The potential problem stems from one of the more controversial methods of interpreting the art and science behind the posters.
“You see, obviously, if Commander there feels she needs to be known as a man, she must be a transsexual. We aren't even trying to hide it. She's saying, 'Yes, I'm a woman biologically, but I feel so much better as a man.' It's almost a cry for help really. And Comrade? Obviously asexual typecasting as the creepy neighbor. I'm sure it is a very nice flu bug when people aren't busy trying to blame the world's problems on it,” said Gary Brooks, another designer on the project.
The state of New York has congratulated the Buffalo City Council for its proactive stance towards flu prevention, and Mary Allaman, who proposed the original idea, is set to receive an award in July for her commitment to public health.
Drawing on 40s superhero nostalgia, designers have come up with a new campaign to help motivate the elderly into getting a seasonal flu shot. The new campaign will feature two characters specially designed for it: Commander Chicken and Comrade Influenza.
“The idea is to go for that notion of the good old days before hippies and post-modernism forever robbed America of its true vision of good and evil. You can tell by the cut of Commander's cape and the patriotic flag emblazoned on his chest that he is the good guy and, most importantly, American,” said Mark Goldberg, one of the designers.
The gaudily dressed poultry does battle against the amoeba-esqe looking Comrade Influenza. Comrade's distinctive look borrows from the portrayal of Russians during the McCarthy era. In one of the posters set to go on display Wednesday, Comrade menaces Commander from behind a wall. Comrade's heavy beard and fur cap are all that can be seen, and yet still manage to convey a subtle aura of menace to the viewers as a towering “Winter 2009” prepares to drop on Commander Chicken.
“What I set out to do in helping design Commander Chicken was actually to help remind people of the decision to make women's suffrage a universal human right, and to subvert the seeming masculine authority of the title of 'Commander' by putting an empowered woman behind it and thereby toppling the regime. Because, you see, boy chickens don't lay eggs, but you need eggs to make vaccines,” said Cynthia Porter, another contributing designer.
Vaccines are grown in fertilized chicken eggs, and then removed to be used by humans. This method of production is slow and has fallen under critique for years. Scientists have been working to come up with new methods of vaccine creation, but it still takes many months to become fully prepared for a given flu season even after the decision has been made about which of the previous season's primary strains will resurface. The city council states this as one of the other motivating reasons for the early launch of their campaign.
“If it's going to take months to get enough, we should be reminding people during those months that they'll need to get the vaccine come winter. We hope it will help cut down on hospitalizations. Though, we are partly worried by one thing a designer told us, it could cause our plan to encourage the elderly to backfire almost entirely,” said Sherry Baker, a city council member.
The potential problem stems from one of the more controversial methods of interpreting the art and science behind the posters.
“You see, obviously, if Commander there feels she needs to be known as a man, she must be a transsexual. We aren't even trying to hide it. She's saying, 'Yes, I'm a woman biologically, but I feel so much better as a man.' It's almost a cry for help really. And Comrade? Obviously asexual typecasting as the creepy neighbor. I'm sure it is a very nice flu bug when people aren't busy trying to blame the world's problems on it,” said Gary Brooks, another designer on the project.
The state of New York has congratulated the Buffalo City Council for its proactive stance towards flu prevention, and Mary Allaman, who proposed the original idea, is set to receive an award in July for her commitment to public health.
Friday, April 24, 2009
Show your computer you cAIre
Futurists, rejoice! Hallmark has announced a soon to be launched line of cards specifically meant for robots: “cAIrds.”
The initial idea was laughed about by executives, but rapidly became an expected future source of revenue after the proposer of the line, Amelia Patterson, gave the executives a copy of Ray Kurzweil's book, The Singularity is Near.
“It all seemed so far fetched before reading that book. But I think human level AI will become a viable marketing niche in the near future. They might be able to out think us, but they'll have the same issues as eggheads and not be able to relate to people well, that's where we'll step in to help like we always do,” said Richard Scott, a Hallmark executive.
Designs for the cards began very unadorned. Simple, gray slates with text were the basic visual style of the first generation. Further thought has lead to an ever blossoming visual revolution. The real intuitive leap came when the lead designer, Sarah Bechstein, speculated that any AI capable of even trying to care would probably want something more appealing to human eyes if it was going to give someone a card. Those same colors would be used by any receiving AI as a method of interpreting the intentions and thoughts of the human presenting them with a card.
“So, we all brainstormed and came up with a sort of middle ground between the utilitarian and mathematic designs we started out with, and the more flowery feel good cards we're used to designing. Fractal greeting cards,” said Bechstein.
Stunning and often imagery covers the initial visual look of the cards. The most suggestive images were reserved for the most subtle cards, while more formal cards showcase the algorithm or mathematical formula used to generate the fractal. The interior of the card contains the usual meaningful messages, but restated in such a way as to make it easier to be understood by AI. One of the samples reads: “Expressive Greeting of Joy! It is a good thing that your frail organic form has not yet deteriorated to the point of inducing dementia. A pleasant celebration of the 70th year since your incubator bloodily expelled your from within, fellow sentient.”
“We're hoping by taking away some of the abstract nature of human communication. When you think about it, “Happy birthday” doesn't make much sense to a being that technically isn't born. The nuances of various emotions could also be a bit of trouble. These samples are just what we have so far. Think of it as planning for the infancy of AI. The messages will become more conventional as they get more used to dealing with humans,” said Scott.
“cAIrds” will be available in all the usual situational categories. Voice cards will also figure prominently into the early card line-up to further ease the transition process during which humans and AI will be learning to get along. Stephen Hawking has been contracted to read all the prerecorded audio cards.
The final problem facing designers is that the stilted language used to help AIs interact easily may be a bit of a turn off to early adopters.
“I'll admit, we are a tiny bit worried about some of the cards. Most people won't like being referred to as “self-reproducing organic machines,” but it is a small price to pay to be on the cutting edge of greeting cards,” said Scott.
Hallmark has yet to give an official date when “cAIrds” will be available to the public.
The initial idea was laughed about by executives, but rapidly became an expected future source of revenue after the proposer of the line, Amelia Patterson, gave the executives a copy of Ray Kurzweil's book, The Singularity is Near.
“It all seemed so far fetched before reading that book. But I think human level AI will become a viable marketing niche in the near future. They might be able to out think us, but they'll have the same issues as eggheads and not be able to relate to people well, that's where we'll step in to help like we always do,” said Richard Scott, a Hallmark executive.
Designs for the cards began very unadorned. Simple, gray slates with text were the basic visual style of the first generation. Further thought has lead to an ever blossoming visual revolution. The real intuitive leap came when the lead designer, Sarah Bechstein, speculated that any AI capable of even trying to care would probably want something more appealing to human eyes if it was going to give someone a card. Those same colors would be used by any receiving AI as a method of interpreting the intentions and thoughts of the human presenting them with a card.
“So, we all brainstormed and came up with a sort of middle ground between the utilitarian and mathematic designs we started out with, and the more flowery feel good cards we're used to designing. Fractal greeting cards,” said Bechstein.
Stunning and often imagery covers the initial visual look of the cards. The most suggestive images were reserved for the most subtle cards, while more formal cards showcase the algorithm or mathematical formula used to generate the fractal. The interior of the card contains the usual meaningful messages, but restated in such a way as to make it easier to be understood by AI. One of the samples reads: “Expressive Greeting of Joy! It is a good thing that your frail organic form has not yet deteriorated to the point of inducing dementia. A pleasant celebration of the 70th year since your incubator bloodily expelled your from within, fellow sentient.”
“We're hoping by taking away some of the abstract nature of human communication. When you think about it, “Happy birthday” doesn't make much sense to a being that technically isn't born. The nuances of various emotions could also be a bit of trouble. These samples are just what we have so far. Think of it as planning for the infancy of AI. The messages will become more conventional as they get more used to dealing with humans,” said Scott.
“cAIrds” will be available in all the usual situational categories. Voice cards will also figure prominently into the early card line-up to further ease the transition process during which humans and AI will be learning to get along. Stephen Hawking has been contracted to read all the prerecorded audio cards.
The final problem facing designers is that the stilted language used to help AIs interact easily may be a bit of a turn off to early adopters.
“I'll admit, we are a tiny bit worried about some of the cards. Most people won't like being referred to as “self-reproducing organic machines,” but it is a small price to pay to be on the cutting edge of greeting cards,” said Scott.
Hallmark has yet to give an official date when “cAIrds” will be available to the public.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Sci-Fi Channel Announces Final Phase of Image Shift
The impending change of the Sci-Fi channel's name to SyFy has caused a great uproar among their typical demographic, but it has become apparent that the name change was meant to coincide with a more radical programming change.
When Sci-Fi first announced its attempt at rebranding, the outrage was plain. Viewers couldn't understand why the network would attempt to changes its longstanding name to distance itself from the core upon which the network was founded. Explanations from the executives in charge made little sense. Some people suspected that the whole thing was little more than a smokescreen to cover something far larger. NBC, Sci-Fi's parent company, has confirmed that this is the case.
“Science fiction seems like a poor thing to waste a network on. We wanted to give back to the world what it gives to us in ratings, so we are announcing the final part of the rebranding of the Sci-Fi channel,” said Mark Jones, a senior executive.
The initial announcement was somewhat truthful in it addressing that SyFy is a form of textspeak. However, it is not textspeak referencing the science fiction genre. SyFy (“siffy”) is the textspeak and street name for syphilis.
“It really is as simple as a decision to provide a public service rather than a public disservice. We figure, with the end of the time wasted on science fiction, the geeks who will be forced to get a life will actually get useful information from the network. The consequences of unprotected and reckless sex are important to communicate to young and dysfunctional people before they finally get laid,” said Dave Howe.
Good intentions aside, the idea has caused great concern among conservative critics. Many have accused NBC of intending to contribute to “the degradation of the Christian values that make the United States great by encouraging sexual promiscuity.” Others are shocked at how open the intended programming will be even in the face of criticism.
“I mean, I was expecting that they would have some boring and really veiled shows or something, but, dude, they are actually trying to show the impact it has on lives. I got to preview this show “Single with Simplex” and the lead actress was totally hot,” said Zachary Miller, one of the members of marketing test group.
Even less convinced are members of the previous demographic that Sci-Fi claims to have been targeting: the myriad of science fiction fans.
“I may be a geek, but I'm certainly not dysfunctional, antisocial, or a boy. Link is cute enough to play a game to see though. But, the thing is, their (Sci-Fi's) dismissal of us all like that hurt. We've watched the network for years, and some of us grew up with it. And then they go and insult us all like that. For what? A channel about syphilis? S-C-I-F-I forever, I say. S-Y-F-Y can go away, I want my deranged, mutant ghost stalking campers movies!” said Sharon Reece, a science fiction fan.
The future line-up of the soon to be SyFy channel embraces the diversity found among venereal diseases and attempts to cover as many as possible. Shows will include a sitcom “Single with Simplex”, a cooking show “Crabs and Apples”, and an as yet unnamed mockumentary. The name change will occur on July 7th, 2009, while the programming changes will slowly be phased in over the following months to ease the transition.
When Sci-Fi first announced its attempt at rebranding, the outrage was plain. Viewers couldn't understand why the network would attempt to changes its longstanding name to distance itself from the core upon which the network was founded. Explanations from the executives in charge made little sense. Some people suspected that the whole thing was little more than a smokescreen to cover something far larger. NBC, Sci-Fi's parent company, has confirmed that this is the case.
“Science fiction seems like a poor thing to waste a network on. We wanted to give back to the world what it gives to us in ratings, so we are announcing the final part of the rebranding of the Sci-Fi channel,” said Mark Jones, a senior executive.
The initial announcement was somewhat truthful in it addressing that SyFy is a form of textspeak. However, it is not textspeak referencing the science fiction genre. SyFy (“siffy”) is the textspeak and street name for syphilis.
“It really is as simple as a decision to provide a public service rather than a public disservice. We figure, with the end of the time wasted on science fiction, the geeks who will be forced to get a life will actually get useful information from the network. The consequences of unprotected and reckless sex are important to communicate to young and dysfunctional people before they finally get laid,” said Dave Howe.
Good intentions aside, the idea has caused great concern among conservative critics. Many have accused NBC of intending to contribute to “the degradation of the Christian values that make the United States great by encouraging sexual promiscuity.” Others are shocked at how open the intended programming will be even in the face of criticism.
“I mean, I was expecting that they would have some boring and really veiled shows or something, but, dude, they are actually trying to show the impact it has on lives. I got to preview this show “Single with Simplex” and the lead actress was totally hot,” said Zachary Miller, one of the members of marketing test group.
Even less convinced are members of the previous demographic that Sci-Fi claims to have been targeting: the myriad of science fiction fans.
“I may be a geek, but I'm certainly not dysfunctional, antisocial, or a boy. Link is cute enough to play a game to see though. But, the thing is, their (Sci-Fi's) dismissal of us all like that hurt. We've watched the network for years, and some of us grew up with it. And then they go and insult us all like that. For what? A channel about syphilis? S-C-I-F-I forever, I say. S-Y-F-Y can go away, I want my deranged, mutant ghost stalking campers movies!” said Sharon Reece, a science fiction fan.
The future line-up of the soon to be SyFy channel embraces the diversity found among venereal diseases and attempts to cover as many as possible. Shows will include a sitcom “Single with Simplex”, a cooking show “Crabs and Apples”, and an as yet unnamed mockumentary. The name change will occur on July 7th, 2009, while the programming changes will slowly be phased in over the following months to ease the transition.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Mississippi preacher says religion has financial perks
Reverend George Stoat of Flowood, Mississippi has dedicated all of his adult life to his faith. In recent years, this has lead to him taking a more hands on approach to the traditionally televangelism based prosperity gospel.
“I remember, when I was just three years old, I found a quarter. My father told me that I'd found that quarter because God wanted me to be happy. Well, I kept that quarter instead of buying gum like I'd wanted. Next week, I found a dollar. I'd be lying if I told you I didn't spend that though,” Stoat said.
Stoat kept his 'divine' quarter with him throughout his life. It rests in a mounted display case in the office of his present day ministries. According to Stoat, the quarter was with him and played a pivotal role in many events that changed the course of his life: his teenage job on a used card lot, paying for the privilege to meet his future trophy wives, and his job at Ponzi and Sons Investment Brokers. All of these, he claims, were a result of that one quarter.
It was when the quarter “burnt with a divine fire,” that Stoat felt his calling to the ministry. After a short study at a controversial seminary run by Benny Hinn, Stoat opened his doors. Every Wednesday and Sunday, like traditional churches, Stoat's followers gather in a small hall to listen to him speak. There he recounts the tales of his life. The typical theme being how having a little faith can have great returns. Evenings end with Stoat calling for donations, which he then invests for his followers. He hopes that they will all eventually be able to afford to build an even larger home for his ministries to “share the bounty of the Lord.”
“You see, in my years, I discovered one thing. The Godliest of men always seem to have the most money. What I mean is, when you look around, you see that most of the men, apart from a few loonies, with the most money all have a great faith in the Lord. Some say it is because they exploit people, but they are just jealous of the Lord's blessings,” said Stoat.
One of Stoat's most controversial claims has been the effect of education on potential prosperity. He holds that an education actually dampens the religious fervor of his followers, which causes God to look them over when they would otherwise receive a blessing. Dr. Theresa Barnes (56), an atheist, is one of his most outspoken critics.
“He's a menace! He's actually telling people that they ought to be dumb, and accept what he has to say as the word of God. Can you believe that? Have they even bothered to look at his past? Stoat is up to no good, and is decrying one of the things most valuable to our society, an education,” said Barnes.
Stoat takes a cavalier approach to Barnes' criticisms. He even used her as an example to illustrate several of his points during one sermon. Word eventually reached Barnes, who has sued Stoat for slander.
“All I said was that the reason she feels the need to attack me is because she is so unhappy and unsuccessful is because she cut God from her life. Colleges are places of unhappiness even for the most devout believer. Can't you see? College students, even the most well-funded, always seem perpetually poor. This is obviously the displeasure of the Lord. What makes matters worse is Ms. Barnes has not only stepped beyond her station as a woman, but that she also thinks blaming a person of integrity will make everything better for her,” said Stoat.
Public opinion of Stoat is varied, but he shared that numerous towns in Alabama have sent him letters telling him that they would welcome him with open arms. While he doesn't know what the future will bring, Stoat is sure everything will be fine as long as he has his lucky quarter.
“I remember, when I was just three years old, I found a quarter. My father told me that I'd found that quarter because God wanted me to be happy. Well, I kept that quarter instead of buying gum like I'd wanted. Next week, I found a dollar. I'd be lying if I told you I didn't spend that though,” Stoat said.
Stoat kept his 'divine' quarter with him throughout his life. It rests in a mounted display case in the office of his present day ministries. According to Stoat, the quarter was with him and played a pivotal role in many events that changed the course of his life: his teenage job on a used card lot, paying for the privilege to meet his future trophy wives, and his job at Ponzi and Sons Investment Brokers. All of these, he claims, were a result of that one quarter.
It was when the quarter “burnt with a divine fire,” that Stoat felt his calling to the ministry. After a short study at a controversial seminary run by Benny Hinn, Stoat opened his doors. Every Wednesday and Sunday, like traditional churches, Stoat's followers gather in a small hall to listen to him speak. There he recounts the tales of his life. The typical theme being how having a little faith can have great returns. Evenings end with Stoat calling for donations, which he then invests for his followers. He hopes that they will all eventually be able to afford to build an even larger home for his ministries to “share the bounty of the Lord.”
“You see, in my years, I discovered one thing. The Godliest of men always seem to have the most money. What I mean is, when you look around, you see that most of the men, apart from a few loonies, with the most money all have a great faith in the Lord. Some say it is because they exploit people, but they are just jealous of the Lord's blessings,” said Stoat.
One of Stoat's most controversial claims has been the effect of education on potential prosperity. He holds that an education actually dampens the religious fervor of his followers, which causes God to look them over when they would otherwise receive a blessing. Dr. Theresa Barnes (56), an atheist, is one of his most outspoken critics.
“He's a menace! He's actually telling people that they ought to be dumb, and accept what he has to say as the word of God. Can you believe that? Have they even bothered to look at his past? Stoat is up to no good, and is decrying one of the things most valuable to our society, an education,” said Barnes.
Stoat takes a cavalier approach to Barnes' criticisms. He even used her as an example to illustrate several of his points during one sermon. Word eventually reached Barnes, who has sued Stoat for slander.
“All I said was that the reason she feels the need to attack me is because she is so unhappy and unsuccessful is because she cut God from her life. Colleges are places of unhappiness even for the most devout believer. Can't you see? College students, even the most well-funded, always seem perpetually poor. This is obviously the displeasure of the Lord. What makes matters worse is Ms. Barnes has not only stepped beyond her station as a woman, but that she also thinks blaming a person of integrity will make everything better for her,” said Stoat.
Public opinion of Stoat is varied, but he shared that numerous towns in Alabama have sent him letters telling him that they would welcome him with open arms. While he doesn't know what the future will bring, Stoat is sure everything will be fine as long as he has his lucky quarter.
Game Preview - Tomb Raider: Extreme Wheelchairin'
Extreme sports games have always been a good seller for the video game industry, but with the advent of physics in the Tomb Raider universe, a new game has emerged, “Tomb Raider: Extreme Wheelchairin'.”
For years, the buxom heroine of the series, Lara Croft, has been known for her ever-expanding bustline. This new entry in the series comes from the decidedly “out of the box” thinking that the creative applied to the internal philosophy.
“We were thinking, since the code monkeys are giving us actual physics, how would that work? Jeff then mentioned something about a women proportioned like Barbie would at least have severe back problems. So what problems would Lara suffer if proper physics were applied?” said co-designer Sherry Allen, 36.
The premise of the game is relatively simple. Croft, after her seventh breast augmentation surgery, stands up. Unfortunately, this proves too much for her back after years of abuse. Her back snaps causing her to suffer from paralysis from the waist down. After being confined to a wheelchair, she suddenly finds out the hospital that has been treating her has also been treating the foes that she failed to entirely kill. The entire hospital is one large trap. Croft must use all the skills she has learned over the years to navigate her way out of the hospital, dragging her IV drip in tow, and down into the Ancient Mayan water slide park that the hospital rests on.
“Now, we don't want to give too much away, but one thing we are proud of is the trick system. There are various obstacles you can trick off of, usually with an ammo stash hidden at the highest possible arc. So you've got to balance the speed you're rolling at, and how tight of a grip you have on the IV stand or you could be looking at not just a wipe out, but a bleed out as well,” said Allen.
While we didn't get much hands on time with the game, the devs did let us try the multiplayer trick and combat mode called, “Guns Akimbo.” In it, players attempt to outscore one another on a potential lethality scale for their tricks, while accruing “true” lethality points by shooting at one another in mid-air. The playable characters included Lara Croft, assorted henchmen from the game, and Granny Croft, a picturesque version of Croft in her old age with a Mayan shawl embroidered with a skull.
As a special easter egg, if a player scores a set amount of lethality points across the younger Croft's chest, her implants will explode and fling both her and her wheelchair clean through nearby scenery. This opens up hidden bonus arenas. Similarly, if Granny Croft's wheelchair is struck at the right angle, her shawl will be knocked off, get tangled in the wheels, and also break through the scenery.
“We're all really excited about where this will take the series. I know some of the fans are expressing their worries, but we've done this for them. There had been growing complaints of stale gameplay over the past releases, so reinventing Tomb Raider was really a labor of love for them. I've fallen in love with the new Lara, so I hope the fans will too when we hit gold,” said Allen.
No release date has been set for the new installment yet, but speculation places it as Q3 2010.
For years, the buxom heroine of the series, Lara Croft, has been known for her ever-expanding bustline. This new entry in the series comes from the decidedly “out of the box” thinking that the creative applied to the internal philosophy.
“We were thinking, since the code monkeys are giving us actual physics, how would that work? Jeff then mentioned something about a women proportioned like Barbie would at least have severe back problems. So what problems would Lara suffer if proper physics were applied?” said co-designer Sherry Allen, 36.
The premise of the game is relatively simple. Croft, after her seventh breast augmentation surgery, stands up. Unfortunately, this proves too much for her back after years of abuse. Her back snaps causing her to suffer from paralysis from the waist down. After being confined to a wheelchair, she suddenly finds out the hospital that has been treating her has also been treating the foes that she failed to entirely kill. The entire hospital is one large trap. Croft must use all the skills she has learned over the years to navigate her way out of the hospital, dragging her IV drip in tow, and down into the Ancient Mayan water slide park that the hospital rests on.
“Now, we don't want to give too much away, but one thing we are proud of is the trick system. There are various obstacles you can trick off of, usually with an ammo stash hidden at the highest possible arc. So you've got to balance the speed you're rolling at, and how tight of a grip you have on the IV stand or you could be looking at not just a wipe out, but a bleed out as well,” said Allen.
While we didn't get much hands on time with the game, the devs did let us try the multiplayer trick and combat mode called, “Guns Akimbo.” In it, players attempt to outscore one another on a potential lethality scale for their tricks, while accruing “true” lethality points by shooting at one another in mid-air. The playable characters included Lara Croft, assorted henchmen from the game, and Granny Croft, a picturesque version of Croft in her old age with a Mayan shawl embroidered with a skull.
As a special easter egg, if a player scores a set amount of lethality points across the younger Croft's chest, her implants will explode and fling both her and her wheelchair clean through nearby scenery. This opens up hidden bonus arenas. Similarly, if Granny Croft's wheelchair is struck at the right angle, her shawl will be knocked off, get tangled in the wheels, and also break through the scenery.
“We're all really excited about where this will take the series. I know some of the fans are expressing their worries, but we've done this for them. There had been growing complaints of stale gameplay over the past releases, so reinventing Tomb Raider was really a labor of love for them. I've fallen in love with the new Lara, so I hope the fans will too when we hit gold,” said Allen.
No release date has been set for the new installment yet, but speculation places it as Q3 2010.
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